GEORGE TO GEORGE
"Pssst....
Hey, pal..yeah..look over here...it's the Father of your country speaking....
I came clean when I chopped down that cherry tree.
The least you could do is to be a real man and fess up about all your dirty lies.
Don't make me come down from here and show you what for.
I may look like stone, but I can still kick your lying ass."