Wes Pruden: Professional [Angry] Poop-Hurler

"hrraagwwwarllgobbleplllurrghhhhh!"
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Before reading this, remember why I read twerps like Pruden:
"Every man should periodically be compelled to listen to opinions which are infuriating to him. To hear nothing but what is pleasing to one is to make a pillow of the mind." --St. John Ervine
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Pruden has totally melted down in the past month.
Let's face it, he's been the least professional news editor in the business, anyhow.
But lately he's reduced himself to a walking, talking poop-hurler.
He's gone from whatever tattered, shat-upon shred of journalistic respectability onto which he was barely hanging to a
whining, hating, bubbling bowl of steaming hyperbolic brainfart.
Examine the hateful accusations...imagine the man's blood pressure.
I think he may be ready to pop an artery.
Could it be because his Moonie-floprag-excuse for a newspaper is no longer able to get away
with their vitriolic and partisan pukery because every blogger and alternative internet news-site "has their number" and calls them on their lies every time?
Heavens, that must be frustrating for Wes Pruden.
And, ohhh, man....it's showing!
"....yesterday the Democrats thought such gods as they believe in were smiling on them, with Americans dying in Iraq ..."
(
PRUDEN TALKS ABOUT HIMSELF HERE:)
"..You could ask some of the Republicans who thought they could dispatch Bill Clinton to oblivion if only they hated him hard enough...."
"...No one has ever described the Clintons as a class act — many Bubbas are classy, but not this one, and not his *moll."
*Defition of moll
Pronunciation: 'mäl, 'mol
Function: noun, Etymology: probably from Moll, nickname for Mary, Date: 1604
1 : PROSTITUTE
Pruden's a real class act himself, no?
".....This is old-home week in London, where the lefties, crazies and *doofuses from several continents are massing to protest George W. Bush's excellent adventure."
And an angry little man named Wes-wee Pwuden feels an uncontwollable need to rage like a hormone-cwazed adolescent because someone's pickin' on his totally incompetent l'il buddy.
Definition of: doofus
Pronunciation: 'dü-f&s, -fis
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural doo·fus·es /-f&-siz/
Etymology: perhaps alteration of 1goof
Date: 1970
slang : a stupid, incompetent, or foolish person
Wes Pruden's a DOOFUS.
Nah-nah.
Poopyhead.
I see London, I see France,
I see Wes doin' the
*blather-dance.
Definition: blath·er
Pronunciation: 'bla-[th]&r
Function: intransitive verb
Etymology: Old Norse blathra; akin to Middle High German blOdern to chatter
Date: 1524
: to talk foolishly at length
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SEE? I'M A GOOD POOP-HURLER, TOO!
Your Pal,
Iddy
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