W as Top Gun Dubs
"Hey, Navy dudes...great banner.
I wouldn'ta hung it if I wuz you, but what's a Commander-in-chief to do?"
Dennis Miller as The Quintessential Non-Funny Con-median
"Good one, President Bush, babe..hey, man..
maybe we could get the French to take that banner down by telling them it's a truffle."
Ann Coulter as Eugene McCarthy's Illegitimate Daughter's Insane Maid
" You know, these damned liberals are such traitors.
First they whined about 16 words.
Now it's two measly words....
They're commies, I tell you....