Right Wing Cage Rattles as Dean Becomes DNC Shoo-In
Howard Dean has no opposition for DNC chair now. There will be no stopping the grassroots now.
The Right cries out, with newfound concern for those poor loser-Democrats: 'Dear Heavens! How could this happen?'
David Brooks blames the most evil force in America - intelligence. I'm not kidding you. If you aren't Ralph Kramden, you're Satan.
Richard Bond, the former head of the RNC, has told the press, "[Dean's] a very capable guy; he's got high energy, but he will reinforce all of their worst instincts. His style and message is one that will narrow his party's options rather than expand them." (And we'll trust him because he, like most Republican leaders, are on our side, right?)
"All I can say is, the Democratic Party is clearly endorsing doctor-assisted suicide!" cackled Kate O'Beirne on Capital Gang.
On the same show, Bob Novak, the douchebag who 'couldn't stop himself' from outing a CIA agent said: "This is suicidal and lunatic by the Democratic Party, and that is an opinion shared by a lot of Democrats that I talk to. This man can't control what he says."
On Beltway Boys, the always-pleasant see-through ideologue Fred Barnes said, "Howard Dean couldn't manage his way out of a wet paper bag."
We're no longer fooled by these bags of wind.
Dean has them in a tizzy because he's succeeding. With the force of the Democratic party behind him, there will be no stopping the grassroots (who are not nearly as liberal or radical as the perfidious pundits would have you believe).